Losowe angielskie dowcipy
Creation ->
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!... [ca造 ->]
Good Cook ->
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.... [ca造 ->]
The Honeymoon Begins ->
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally gets himself to the doctor. He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fianc?委 is st... [ca造 ->]
Two kids meet ->
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet. The local kid: "My mom was born in California! Where was your mom born?" The other kid answers, "Alaska". The first one replies: "Gee, then don't worry about it... I'll ask'er myself!"... [ca造 ->]
Man with no arms ->
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that was in there, asked, "I don't mean to be rude sir, but how to you go to the bathroom with no arms?" The guys with no arms replied, "Well I need a little help, could you unzip m... [ca造 ->]
The dead redneck! ->
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for. Clem went in first, and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said, Yup, ... [ca造 ->]
Banned Children's Books ->
Dad's New Wife Timothy Pop! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games How to Become the Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School Safe Sex and the Zip-Lock Bag Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pe... [ca造 ->]
Athletic Sperm ->
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm who spent all his time working out. He did things like lifting weights and running, his most important duty. All the other sperm were very curious about his pastimes. ... [ca造 ->]
Quick Ones! ->
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? - 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? - 45 minutes Life stinks- I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I don't know what he looks like! What is i... [ca造 ->]
The Trainee... ->
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do y... [ca造 ->]
He's Shaky ->
One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!" The other woman replies with a smile, "Yeah, I know. His hands shake all the... [ca造 ->]
Cannibal and Clown ->
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown? A: "Does this taste funny to you?"... [ca造 ->]
Military Wisdom! ->
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you. 2. Incoming fire has the right of way. 3. Don't look conspicuous: it draws fire. 4. The easy way is always mined. 5. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. 6. Professionals are predictable, it'... [ca造 ->]
Your Momma's so fat ->
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!... [ca造 ->]
Tough guy eh? ->
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she's crying. Her boyfriend asks her what happend. "As I was leaving the bathroom, a big guy at the pool table said he wanted to kiss my breasts all nigh... [ca造 ->]